Welcome to the most interesting blog you will ever read. Just kidding that is way too much pressure and I totally can't handle that. I mean who could? I want to meet the person who writes the most interesting blog in the world. Wouldn't that be interesting?
Anyway. I am Mrs. Jared Allen. Let's be honest, is my name that important? This blog isn't to share my name with people, this blog is to blast through creative boundaries that I have never blasted through before. So please. Let's just forget about names.
To help you get to know me, I will tell you a few random facts.
1. My favorite animal is a flamingo (I know its weird, but I'm serious).
2. I discovered the NFL a few years ago and ever since I have been an avid watcher. My favorite team is the Minnesota Vikings. (Hence "Mrs. Jared Allen")
3. I think kettle corn is absolutely grotesque. (How many times do you hear that word a day?)
4. My dad is the smartest man in the universe. Don't tell him I said that.
5. My secret dream is to be a back up dancer for famous singers.
Now that we know each other better, or I guess now that you know me better, feel free to read this most interesting blog in the world. I mean this pretty good blog.
